Chief Fluffiness Officer


My household cat was promoted today to CFO – Chief Fluffiness Officer. This well-deserved advancement comes without a pay increase due to the high cleaning costs associated with her accelerating production of fuzz.
Instead of congratulatory flowers, please send lint rollers.

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